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Desire Demotivational Poster


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


STRESSED OUT -




WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

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robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


SENTIMENTALISM - I want a sensitive man. One who'll cry when I hit him.


TAGS: sensitive man desire
Rating: 4.4/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 2:04 pm
Ow, that hurt! :( 5L


THE ROSE -




DESPERATION - “We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.” - Francois Rabelais




DESIRE -


TAGS: ditavontease sexy desire
Rating: 4.83/5

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Iconoclast - February 7, 2011, 8:23 pm
Really EXCELLENT caption!!
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:24 am

dita always gets a rise from me. n1


LUST -


TAGS: lust love lips desire rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 10:23 am
Oops, perhaps next time, I shall check out the online dictionnary first.. sometimes I'm a tad too quick with comments-- but you know RL...
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:57 am

ehem....cough cough....so like...er....are you available tellit?
tellitlikeitis - December 11, 2010, 9:07 pm
Actually, I would.
rerun - December 11, 2010, 8:26 pm

but you will drink to anything
Reality Lord - December 11, 2010, 8:22 pm

here here...my good man. i'll drink to a good round of debauchery.


TEMPTATION -




WHAT A WOMAN WANTS - Is never the same as what a man desires.




DESIRE -


TAGS: desire plug alcohol lonely innuendo
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:39 pm
This One Is So True 5L Cheers.


WANTON DESIRE -


TAGS: desire love
Rating: 4.45/5

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Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 1:16 pm

nice....5sins for you dude!


devotion -




LUSTFULNESS -


TAGS: lust desire single
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2012, 4:50 pm
The word ‘lust’ is so heady. I’ve always been rather fond of the word ‘admire’…it has a somewhat loop-hole-ish kinda almost commendable slant…….
Sho - July 9, 2012, 2:17 pm
#131036
steve1961 - July 9, 2012, 2:15 pm
It's not my fault. If I didn't dress so seductively in the first place...
Sho - July 9, 2012, 1:16 pm
According to the bible, selfishness & vanity are the epitome of narcissism, and they are particularly destructive and have no place in the Christian life. You should be humble and submissive to God. So even when you're hot for urself, it's still a sin :P
steve1961 - July 9, 2012, 1:12 pm
Is it still a sin if you lust in your mind but only about yourself?
Sho - July 9, 2012, 12:12 pm
Don't worry Moo+, we all are :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 9, 2012, 12:11 pm
If that's true I'm in serious trouble....
Sho - July 9, 2012, 11:35 am
According to the bible, a man has sinned even when he lusts after a woman, even in his mind
fade - July 9, 2012, 4:00 am
people like that are a god-send to couples. if the person you're in a relationship with is tempted by one of these people, you know they aren't the ones for you
Sho - July 7, 2012, 10:42 pm
probably near married men
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 10:40 pm
Damn, I thought I was a lecher, but my hind end sure don’t look like that one, actually, I don’t think I even have a hind end any more…just a short line and a tuft of hair…..where do these lecher babes tend to hang out?
Sho - July 6, 2012, 6:16 pm
Thx.
mariand - July 6, 2012, 5:39 pm
I've never thought about it, but now that you mention it, I think there's some truth in that... BTW, nice graphic.


WANTON DESIRE -


TAGS: desire challenge
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 5:58 am

nice one james...5L
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:18 am
& a nice chianti...!! Very good..!! 5L's...


DESIRE -


TAGS: desire poster day cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 6:03 am

bullseye
autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:32 pm
Had to be explained, but so true, so true. 5L's


DESIRE AND ITS FULFILMENT -


TAGS: desire king art
Rating: 4.62/5

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hootizz - September 14, 2010, 7:21 am
Why is one lady motor boating in the river..?? hang on, wait a minute..., is she.... no.... cant be.... is she..??
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:17 am
India, capital of the classic freak. 5L
Derek - September 14, 2010, 1:12 am
Stealing their clothes helps too ;})


DESIRE -




DISAPPOINTMENT - When you Google 'Desire' and get 7,562 photos of a phone.




FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.




DESIRE -




DREAMS -




DESIRE -


TAGS: desire speed car
Rating: 4.65/5

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forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:54 am
wow, even the car's name has something to do with the calendar theme... thumbs up! ;)
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:54 am
None of us can have one. Only 15 produced. http://tinyurl.com/2cewdar
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
Sorry, missed some of the clip that I should have edited. Mercedes McLaren SLR enhanced by the Swiss firm FAB-Design. They named it Desire.f
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:51 am
Mercedes McLaren SLR enhanced by the Swiss firm FAB-Design. They named it Desire.f particular model. The Swiss tuner FAB-Design
forseti - September 14, 2010, 4:00 am
Probably a SLR 722 GT or another heavily tuned Mercedes Benz SLR. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_SLR_McLaren)
DMDrax - September 14, 2010, 12:54 am
if i had to guess i would say way out of my price range
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 12:22 am

beautiful...i gotta ask, what car is it?


FUTILITY -


TAGS: love desire reality rerun
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 11:21 am
Ignorance has no age rerun
ICEMAN - December 12, 2010, 11:03 am
Who knew that hookers gave discounts?
rerun - December 12, 2010, 9:30 am

well, yesterday at the ripe old age of 47 I received my 1st senior citizen discount....girl told me I qualified because I had grey hair......I think she must have been 17.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:58 am

you know RR, with classic greateness like this you could almost pass yourself off as a venerable old man....if you weren't so young i mean. awesome poster dude.
tellitlikeitis - December 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
Ok, almost.


THE DESIRE - to return home is strong indeed. Or maybe it's just the chance to get some tail.




x -


TAGS: lips red desire love
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 22, 2015, 9:46 am

My mom said to say hello, she's really sorry about having to testify against you at the trial and she hopes your testes aren't still swollen.
Reality Lord - February 21, 2015, 7:39 am

my god old man....very sensual pic of oyur mom therre :)
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 10:43 pm
Good call, olds. It puts me on page 157 of an old detective novel.
Oldsod - February 20, 2015, 9:13 pm
Why do I hear a sleazy 5ax solo wafting through a haze of cigarette smoke?


Banana Splits -




I like it this way -


TAGS: desire alive started dead
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:54 am
LLLLOL
JesusWept - October 23, 2015, 4:17 pm
OMG!! Hahaha L L L L L
lgvernon - October 23, 2015, 2:25 pm

Too good! 5LLLLLs


the fire -


TAGS: desire fire
Rating: 4.33/5

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